Bathtime Stories

unicorn

an honest briefing from an ex-unicorn who is now a housewife (hurrah!)

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Bathtime Stories
May 01, 2026
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Note: I am not debating the ETHICS of unicorning or unicorn-hunting.

But if you are young, and you are in some ways marginalised, and in some ways still figuring out your boundaries, here are some things you should be aware of when a couple approaches you with this proposal.

First: What Is Actually Being Offered Here

Before anything else, you need to unde…

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