how to fuck me
an unofficial guide based purely on anecdotes. ymmv depending on pheromones, daddy vs pet mode, wind speed, humidity, overall atmospheric vibes. use with caution.
If you haven’t already, this is your sign to talk to your lady love(s) and get really interested in their cycle.
This is what works for me as a cheat sheet/inspiration. Everyone is different. So ask.
Menstrual: Blood sacrifice. Goddess worship.
Follicular: Limit-pushing. Topping from both top and bottom. Think puppies play-biting.
Ovulation: Give me sex on tap. I will suck you dry.
Luteal: Dreamy rag doll needs nurturing.
When somebody watches me for five minutes and immediately clocks the phase I’m in, I am unscientifically 50% more likely to fuck them.
If they wish.
I don’t make the rules.
She does.
Verte fuerte, chucho
Que si lo hace' bien te regalo un cucurucho
Y te achucho...
...Con mis piernas, con mi pelo
Con mi lengua, lenguaje el que tú y yo vamos a inventar
No me interesa que alguien lo quiera escuchar
Que es un lenguaje físico, carnal y brutal
Make me smile (and sigh, and moan) through every phase: https://throne.com/nagaramama